Quick tidbit on food: I’m realizing that the more satisfying my food is, the less I need to finish off a meal with dessert or just a little something sweet. A salad can be good, but it becomes 1000% more delicious and satisfying if I have a boiled egg on it. So satisfying, in fact, that I didn’t even *think* of wanting anything sweet afterwards. That’s a big deal for me.
Just received a package at work that said “FRAGILE” on the front of it. I carried into the boss’ office and said “IT’S FRAHGEELAY, MUST BE ITALIAN!” and my boss just stared at me blankly as if I were actually speaking Italian.
This my life, people. Pity me.
Licked some honey off a spoon, next thing I know, I’m doing honey shots straight from the bear and now I think I need an intervention.
— Jill (@jillith71) November 14, 2013