These fad diets are getting out of hand

Wanna lose weight fast?  Then listen up, TV viewers! You’ve heard of the Body Bugg right? Well get ready for the Stomach Bug! The Stomach Bug doesn’t count your calories or keep track of what you have burned, no, the Stomach Bug is different! The Stomach Bug is a nasty virus that settles into your digestive system and immediately eliminates any…

Secret Agent Sassy Pear and the Stratys3 Mission

It was a dark and stormy night. Super Agent Sassy Pear had received the package earlier that day, but had to wait until her unsuspecting husband had left the house before she could begin her latest secret mission. Agent SP stealthily made her way to the Secret Lair (which was cleverly disguised as an ordinary bathroom) where she could open the box in…

It’s such a mental thing isn’t it?

I have worked out exactly twice in the last 25 days, and both days I had to really talk myself into it.  Granted the first 10 days I was not in a good place mentally (or physically – who knew that one finger injury would derail my whole body?) for working out, but these last two weeks have been about…

Denim is the new spandex

Why I worked out in my regular clothes last night: Me: I really need to work out instead of wasting time of Facebook. Me: So go work out then. Me: I don’t feel like changing my clothes. Me: So don’t change. Just go work out. Me: Wha?? Work out in my regular clothes? Isn’t there a law against that or…

I’d like to take a moment of silence

to mark the passing of my youth. clipartheaven.com    RIP Full and Luscious Hair. I found my first gray hair last night. And then I found another one. I noticed that my hair was dryer than normal and my scalp has been a little bit itchy lately, but I never expected to see gray! Okay, so should I shell out…

Back in action

Hey gang!  I’m back and I can type with 9 fingers fairly well now, although I’m still a little slow. Did you miss me? 😉 I didn’t blog much because typing was slow and I didn’t think you all wanted to read this: Day1:  my finger hurts Day 2: my finger still hurts Day 3: my finger doesn’t hurt…oh wait,…

If you are squeamish…

…you might want to skip this post.    Seriously, things are gonna get nasty.   Still here? Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…     Tuesday as I was leaving my office (side note: I work in an industrial plant and my office is a ways away from the parking lot so we drive our work trucks to the…