Dear Birthday Cake, When we agreed to meet last night, I looked forward to you with great anticipation and […]
Shear Terror
My big bouncy swingy hair was feeling a little frazzled, so I made an appointment with my fabulous hair stylist […]
Big Bouncy Swingy
No I’m not talking about my derriere; I’m talking about my hair!! I am sick of straight hair – I […]
Don’t Mess With Mama Bear
Dear New Hire Employee, I realize it is your first day of work here, and you may be a […]
I Feel Good, nanananananana, I knew that I would now…
Can’t think of anything awe-inspiring to write about today, so I’ll just post my little list of things that make […]
Crystal Ball
I asked myself a question last night. “If I knew that I would never lose another pound, and I would […]
GarlICKY
To My Regional Manager, If you are going to use my office after-hours, could you please refrain from eating, breathing, […]
It Is What It Is
I’ve been trying to drown myself in good body-positive thoughts the last couple of days, and I find that I […]
BRRRRRR
I am wearing long sleeves today and I couldn’t be happier about it! When I left for work this morning […]
Hurts So Good
So, after my Chariots of Fire experience on the treadmill Saturday, on Sunday morning I noticed a dull ache in […]
