I’m gonna be thankful even if it kills me

Okay, in lieu of another “I’m panicking and whining about it” post, I thought it might do me some good to post some things that I’m grateful for, ya know, in honor of Thanksgiving blah blah blah,. I’m thankful/grateful for the following: • Coffee – ‘nuff said • My 4 year old, whose latest favorite game is “can you guess…

The whining continues…

I just found out yesterday that I am hosting a total of 14 people for Thanksgiving on Thursday. I immediately went into anxiety-mode and I can’t seem to shake it. And so begins the stress that doesn’t end until December 26th. I always get this way this time of year, even though every year is the same – I worry…

The post in which I whine a lot

Hello Saturday Blog Readers!  I’ve been thinking (a dangerous pasttime, I know) and when I’ve been thinking about one particular thing for awhile, it inevitably ends up as a blog post. Before the Smashed Finger, I was on a serious roll – cardio, strength training, tracking my food – I felt great and was happy.  For the last 6 weeks,…

The Brain Swirl – it is strong today

I feel bad because I haven’t been commenting on many blogs lately. I used to be the QUEEN of commenting – that’s why I started my own blog because I had so much to say!  Now it seems I barely have time to read blogs, let alone leave witty, insightful comments, so please forgive me if I haven’t left any…

These fad diets are getting out of hand

Wanna lose weight fast?  Then listen up, TV viewers! You’ve heard of the Body Bugg right? Well get ready for the Stomach Bug! The Stomach Bug doesn’t count your calories or keep track of what you have burned, no, the Stomach Bug is different! The Stomach Bug is a nasty virus that settles into your digestive system and immediately eliminates any…

Secret Agent Sassy Pear and the Stratys3 Mission

It was a dark and stormy night. Super Agent Sassy Pear had received the package earlier that day, but had to wait until her unsuspecting husband had left the house before she could begin her latest secret mission. Agent SP stealthily made her way to the Secret Lair (which was cleverly disguised as an ordinary bathroom) where she could open the box in…