Dear Motu.me,

Can I just ask…what in the hell are you doing? Why are you copying my posts and putting them on your blog? Did you ask my permission to do that? No, you did not. Therefore, you are a thief. A thief of words. You sit on a throne of lies! 

And why link back to me? I mean, thanks, I guess, but the whole thing is super weird, so just stop. Why not try writing your own content? Heck, I do it, so it can’t be that hard, right? Just bang out some words on your keyboard and voila! Blog post! 

So in conclusion, please cease and desist copying my posts and putting them on your blog. Don’t make me get Lawyer J. Noble Daggett involved in this. He’s a gritty one. (See what I did there?)

Sincerely,

The Sassy Pear