You know the analogy that compares straying from your eating plan with getting a flat tire on your car and how you don’t get out and slash the other three tires simply because you have one flat? Well, tonight I not only got a flat tire and slashed the other three, I also keyed the side of my car repeatedly and then kicked out the headlights. Then I tore off the windshield wipers and parked under a tree so a bird could crap on it. 

*sigh*