Fake Monday

Happy Fake Monday everybody!

Fake Monday is a Tuesday that feels like a Monday thanks to the miracle of modern science: the three day weekend. Fake Monday is just as depressing as Real Monday, except that now you will be discombobulated all week long. Oh and as as added bonus, each day this week will feel like it is 38 hours long so really what should feel like a short week ends up feeling like it is ten days long. The time/space continuum laughs in your face!! Muahahahahahahaha!

So how’s it going out there in cyber space? Does anyone say “cyber space” anymore? Is it 1996? No? Okay then.

I’m doing…okay. One step forward and one step back, basically I’m doing the cha-cha where my weight loss is concerned. I’ve been doing this same dance for a long time and frankly, I need some new moves.

I had a nice little running streak going there for awhile, but now I’ve developed a really annoying pain in my hip, so I’ve stopped running for the time being. I didn’t run at all last week, but I did continue doing Bootcamp twice a week with my neighbor. I’m going to start walking tomorrow – I need to do at least that much and hopefully this stupid hip-pain will go away.

Food…hmm well let’s just say I’ve been enjoying it. A lot. And apparently the cha-cha doesn’t burn enough calories to ward off any weight.

I am going to start posting more because I think it helps sort things out in my head when I do. So that’s either a good thing or a bad thing for you – it just depends on how much you like this blog, which, if you didn’t, why would you be here reading this right now?

Okay, wrapping it up for now but I’ll be back tomorrow with more fun and games for you. Yay! but before I go I want to leave you with the most disturbingly fantastic music video EVER. If I’ve posted this before, forgive me…I just rediscovered it again today and it’s so deliciously awful I wanted to post it again.

12 thoughts on “Fake Monday

  1. So did you write this just to make me happy? Cause it did! LOL at your sentence “food…hmmm, well lets just say I’ve been enjoying it. ” Me too!

    I watched that crazy video all the way through. The end was kind of an homage to Grease, don’t you think?

    1. I think the whole thing is some weird homage to Grease actually. I can’t get over the deranged aerobics class going on during the video – it’s all just so…1980.

  2. You make me laugh, Jill – thanks for posting. Although I originally read your title as “Fake Monkey” and spent a few seconds wondering what THAT was all about, lol!

  3. I’m not sure I should have watched that video at 5:30 in the morning… “I love you and want to love you tender….” — Is that seriously going to be stuck in my head all day. Eminem! Get me some Eminem! (“Lose Yourself” was stuck in my head yesterday and driving me crazy because I don’t know all the words. Nothing like a 43 y.o. mom rapping and mumbling Eminem songs in the kitchen).

    LOL, Jill! That was funny, and yes, the worst video ever.

    Re: your hip
    The annoying hip pain may be hip bursitis. I was diagnosed with it a year ago. That is a pain you don’t really want to “work through” because it can get worse. Here’s my post about it:

    Rest, get the swelling down, anti-inflammatory meds, and hip-strengthening exercises with stretches are usually prescribed for it.

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