PMS + cussing = honeybadger

Oh man. I am in a MOOD today y’all.

Between the Holiday Stress, my Pre Lady Time, and a husband who has been irritating the sh*t out of me lately – I’m feeling like the Crazy Nasty Ass Honey Badger. Honey Badger don’t care. Honey Badger don’t give a sh*t.  (You Tube it if you don’t know what I’m talking about, but I warn you, there’s some explicit language. Much like this post today)

And let me just stop right here and apologize for all the cuss words that have and will appear in this post. It’s just that kinda day, guys.

Oh and another thing that has me frustrated to no end? My stupid stalled weight loss. You may have noticed the lack of posts here lately and all I can say is – I’ve been hiding. For the last few weeks I have been bouncing around between 180 and 183 pounds and I just can’t seem to get my shizz together enough to break through to the 170s.  As far as my slow and steady weight loss goes, I’ve got the slow part down pat – it’s the steady part that has me all jacked up. I KNOW what I need to be doing but damn it’s hard to make a plan come together, especially when other people factor into the equation, and especially at this time of year.

I’m already Christmas-crazy and this week is probably going to be the pinnacle of stress since we have lots of activities, plus some family members are in town who want to get together, plus all of the shopping I still need to do. Oh, and my wonderful husband is leaving town on Thursday for 6 days, so yay! all of the kid chauffering is left up to me to do.

Yes, my white woman problems and I are having a bit of a pity party. Won’t you join us?

FIVE MONTHS. FIVE MONTHS Y’ALL. That’s how long I’ve been doing this slow and steady thing. It feels like FOR-EV-ER.

You know what makes it worse? I know several people who are doing the Visalus shakes and losing ALL FRICKING KINDS OF WEIGHT. “Oh I’ve lost 39 pounds since September! Oh I’ve lost 1o pounds this month alone! Oh look at me I’m a waif!” It’s really starting to piss me off. And by pissed off, I really mean jealous. Because I want to lose weight fast too. And be a waif. Okay, not really…can I be a voluptuous waif? Is that possible? I really just want to look like Jessica Rabbit, except you know, not a cartoon. But then that would mean I would look like Pamela Anderson and you know what…never mind. I JUST WANT TO LOSE 30 POUNDS!   IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, UNIVERSE?   IS IT?!?!

I’m sorry you had to see that.

So anyway, I’m going to try and start posting more because although it may not look like it, I really do enjoy blogging here…oh! I just forgot that I got my domain upgraded or whatever and so now you can reach this site by typing in sassypear.com or you can type in the regular http://www.thesassypear.wordpress.com and you will still get here, but it’s so much less time consuming to type sassypear.com, I mean those .7 seconds really add up over time, ya know?

Okay kids, thanks for letting me rant and rave. And if you are completely confused by this all-over-the-place post, don’t worry, so am I. I’ll try and post again soon, if I don’t turn all Honeybadger on the next person who looks at me the wrong way.

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7 thoughts on “PMS + cussing = honeybadger

  1. That honey badger video always makes me laugh! So sorry that you are having #firstworldproblems (see Big Mama’s blog if that doesn’t make sense). As my mama always says: This too shall pass.

  2. If it makes you feel better, I’m bouncing around between the exact same weight as you are and I’m most likely shorter than you are. (5’1.5″) Short sucks.

    All I can say is that I’ve done the shakes & the Atkins & every other diet that promises quick weight loss & they are the only thing that sucks worse than being short.

    You know it’s not worth it, right?

    The good news is you’re NOT GAINING. Sometimes that’s a victory all by its little self.

    So glad you’re posting again, I love reading yer stuff!

  3. I had to google those shakes, I never even heard of them. I’m in a similar boat to you. GRRRR. (Actually, I think I just whined through my entire post I made today. *cringe*) but you know what? I think we focus on our weight even more when other stresses are looming – because it’s a safe stress. Unless I’m sitting on someone, the reality is that my weight isn’t going to ruin Christmas or something. So, it’s safe to be mad about, in this time of piling on expectations and more. *hugs*

  4. I’m anti-shakes, and even if it takes more time .. it’s worth it. It’s your own accomplishment, and not done by some stupid shake. Let’s just get through christmas alive and then 2012 is ready for us to shed some flab! 😀

  5. I’m smiling at your cuss-word disclaimer/warning. Danny and I JUST returned from Hawaii filled with “aloha” and all relaxed. I don’t know what triggered it, but at some moment today I blurted out, “Oh, sh*t” to myself. Then I realized I hadn’t cussed at all while on vacation — not even in my head!! (I have no point, except maybe that I understand expletives are by-products of stress, disappointment, and slow-moving fat cells — bleep away).

    Visalus what? Sounds like same story with the same predictable ending (regain) but with a different title. Hang in there.

    (Hug)

    btw — your advice about the bathing suit issue stayed in my head and helped me feel more at ease during our stay. thx

  6. Hey there! It’s been a few days…I hope you’re feeling better!

    I must say, I love your honesty! Some days are just crazy and causes all types of craziness (and mini-breakdowns). I hope this outlet has helped you to relieve stress and extend yourself some grace.

    Blessings!

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