There are plenty of tasty things out there that I can eat just a little bit of be satisfied. (I can’t think of any right now, but I’m sure there’s something.) There is one thing however, that I have decided is one of those things that I simply canNOT have in my house any longer. It’s just too good and I can’t stop myself from loving it again and again and again.
It’s Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream. This stuff is like crack. In fact, I checked the ingredient list and the first 5 ingredients are milk, sugar, crack, heroin, and meth. I mean how’s a girl supposed to fight that? Especially when her Lady Time is coming up?
Even though it pains me to say it, I have to bid Adieu to this sweet, creamy, vanilla-y, cracky goodness. It’s just not a good situation for either of us, so it’s best we part now on amicable terms.
Fare thee well, my sweet. Fare thee well.