Hey – guess who showed up over 2 weeks late with her big bag of cramps? That’s right…my Lady Time arrived today and she has got an AT.TI.TUDE!!! Oh, and to make it even better, I have nary a sanitary napkin* or any other product of feminine hygiene. Lovely.
It’s a damn good thing this is a 3 day weekend.
*Why is it called a sanitary napkin? It’s neither sanitary nor a napkin. Discuss.
(These are the hard-hitting subjects we tackle here at the Pear. Everything you don’t care about and really didn’t want to know.)