He did it again!!  He made cinnamon rolls this morning – big, gooey, hot cinnamon rolls. The kids oohed and ahhhed and licked their sticky fingers in delight.  “Whoa, there’s a lot of icing on this one!!” “Yum! This is the best breakfast ever!”

I hate him.

You wanna know what I had? I had oatmeal with a banana instead of a cinnamon roll.

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OATMEAL IS A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR A CINNAMON ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted a cinnamon roll soooo baaaaaad, but instead I ate oatmeal. Boring, bland, stupid oatmeal. I hate oatmeal.

Why?! Why can’t cinnamon rolls be good for you? Why does all the tasty stuff have to be so BAD??????????   It’s just not fair! *stamps foot in disgust*

Yes I know I’m being a total baby about this but I wanted a cinnamon roll dammit!! 

And no, I don’t feel superior for NOT eating the blasted cinnamon roll, and no, I won’t feel better in two hours, either. I’m probably going to be pissed off all morning long because I’m 38 years old and I am a big baby. So there!

Stupid cinnamon roll.