Weight: 160

Height: 5’3”

IQ: Dumber than a box of rocks

 

Hello Gang! Happy Monday to ya!

Okay, first off, let me just say that I am an idiot*. No really, it’s true. For some reason, and I have no idea why, I thought that frozen tortellini was somewhat of a low cal healthy food.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I’ll wait while you have a good laugh at that one…

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*wipes tears from eyes* Oh gosh I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! I don’t know if it’s because back in the 80’s and early 90’s pasta was considered a “health food”, but I just thought that eating a big ole pile of tortellini would be a good choice for someone like myself who is watching her girlish figure. I was wrong.

WRONG, I SAY!!

According to Nutritiondata.com, 3/4 cup of Cheese-filled Tortillini is 249 calories, which is not so bad. But guess who didn’t have 3/4 cup? Guess who had a lot more than 3/4 cup?!?!

I had 2 cups. Yep, 2 jam-packed cups of torellini with pasta sauce. According to this, I consumed about 700 calories in that one lunch!  That’s half of my cals for the WHOLE DING DONG DAY!!

 So the moral of the story is: make sure you know what you are putting in your pie hole BEFORE you put it there. That, my friends, is the value of tracking your food!

 *I don’t really think I am an idiot. Blissfully ignorant maybe, but not an idiot.