Yeah, you better be scared.

Dear Five Pounds That Have Attached Themselves To My Butt,

You are so sneaky. You crept up while I went through two weeks of PMS, and knowing that I don’t typically weigh myself during TOM, you thought you would just settle in and go unnoticed. Well, let me tell you something, I NOTICED. And the SCALE NOTICED. So you have been found out, and I’m only going to say this once, so listen up: you’ve got 2 weeks to get the heck out of Dodge, because this behind ain’t big enough for you and the other 10 pounds I’m trying to lose. Be warned 5-pounder, I’m going to sweat you off if it kills me. You’re time is up, amigo.

Be afraid…be VERY afraid.


  One thought on “Yeah, you better be scared.

  1. Juice
    December 16, 2009 at 11:53 am

    I feel your pain. Really, I do.

  2. December 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Poor five pounds. They’re in for a world of hurt…

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