I love them, I really do.

Dear Whoppers,

I just wanted to let you know that it’s a good thing I don’t have access to a candy aisle right now because I do some major damage to you. I’m very irritated at work and all I can think about is how I’d like to get my hands on you and your milk carton-like packaging, and pour you into my hand. It wouldn’t take me long to cram a whole bunch of you into my mouth and gnash away on your chocolatey malted goodness. I could seriously go through the entire carton and I wouldn’t feel a bit bad (except for maybe the ensuing stomach ache). You are so lucky that all I have at my disposal is an apple. You may want to consider taking out a restraining order on me because there is a Quik Trip on my way home and I know that you are there, mocking me while I sit in my cave office. Quitting time is just 2 ½ hours away…consider yourself warned.

All my love,


8 thoughts on “I love them, I really do.

  1. You are so funny. Glad you stuck to carrot sticks instead. I have cravings for Hershey bars. Just the plain ole Hershey’s in the grocery store aisles. I love those little squares of chocolate.

  2. You guys are too funny. I too am a fan of the whopper. But like Laura, I used to consider the plain Hershey bar the ultimate in classic chocolate. These days, though, I go for the pure taste of dark chocolate (not higher than 60%-too bitter). I want to try that Black and Greens. Was it you or Laura that talked about it? But it is 70% and I am afraid it will be too much.

  3. aaaaagh i know EXACTLY what you’re talking about. every time i go to a movie theatre i HAVE to buy either candy or popcorn. is it because i’m fat or is it some social subconscious suggestion from social norms that unconsciously have to follow or is it a combo of both? mmmm combo……SORRY – anyway, wonderful post, even though it made me starving!

  4. I love me some malted milk balls. The chocolate peanut butter ones at Trader Joes are even harder to resist. I cannot buy them without eating the entire container! I hope you were able to stand firm against the whopper attack. 🙂

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