Superstar!!

Wow I am a rock star in the weight loss world!!  Man, I am on fire!!  After my “I did so great all weekend long” post yesterday, I went home and used my super powers to make two (not one, but two) mini cupcakes disappear!  And then I did a perfect swan dive into a pan of brownies, whereupon I won the 500 meter freestyle!  Oh yeah baby – I’M HOT!!  And because I go ALL THE WAY,  I topped that off with a quarter of a giant Hershey bar.  Not a regular size Hershey bar, not even a King size Hershey bar, the kind of Hershey bar that Godzilla would look at and say, “Whoa man! I can’t eat all that!!”  Yeah, THAT size Hershey bar.  I only ate a quarter of it, but hell a quarter of that is like eating a regular size Hershey bar, so that’s really not saying much!  Oh, and just to prove what a Super Nova I am, I also polished off the last cup of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the box – no milk (because that would mean I might get some nutrients, heaven forbid!!), just the cinnamon crunchy goodness all by itself.  I then spontaneously turned into BloatGirl, whose super power is sitting for an hour watching Oprah while rubbing her distended belly and moaning, all the while wondering if there was anything else left in the kitchen.

I still have no idea what brought all that carnage on.   Usually when I binge like that, there is a reason, but this time  – I got nothin.  Don’t know. Don’t really care. What’s done is done, and I’ll pay my penance on the treadmill this afternoon.  Let’s just hope it doesn’t happen again anytime soon…although there is still 3/4 of a Hershey bar lurking in my cupboard.

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6 thoughts on “Superstar!!

  1. Stop it Jill! I’m gonna laugh so hard I’m gonna pee my pants! Which already happens too often as it is. Yah, you can laugh now, just wait til you’re 53.

    Seriously, thank you for not being perfect. That’s probably what brought it on. You, being the kind of girl you are, always thinking about others before yourself, were just trying to make me feel better. Thank you.

  2. You just described one of my dreams… you know, swimming in a pool of chocolate… eating a Godzilla sized chocolate…

    You are living my dream!!!! LOL… but that is probably not the best way to lose weight.

    First off, throw the chocolate away… or make someone else eat it!

    Second… forget about it. Its a new day!

  3. LOL
    No seriously, LOL

    I second Tigerlilly – get rid of that chocolate and then stop, breathe, and remember it’s a new day.

    🙂

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