Dear New Hire Employee,
I realize it is your first day of work here, and you may be a little too anxious to present your knowledge of all things in the universe, however I find it terribly inappropriate for you to criticize the benefits given to you by this company and also extremely stupid of you to pick a fight with the admin assistant (me) IN FRONT OF THE BOSS. Do you not realize that I can make your life a living hell here? Don’t you know that if you want something done, I am the person to make it happen? So even though I am extremely pissed off at you right now, ye of little social skills, I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that in the future, you will be more careful about what you say and how you say it.
Take That Tone With Me Again And The Claws Will Come Out