It’s Friday! It’s Friday! It’s Friday Friday Friday!! Here’s why I love Fridays:
- It’s almost the weekend
- I don’t have to set my alarm when I go to bed
- Pizza night!
- So many possibilities for the weekend
- Movie night!
- Everyone just seems to be in a better mood
In celebration of today I’m going to share with you a few of my favorite groaners. Here we go:
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?
He’s all right now
Why are elephants big gray and wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white they’d be aspirin
What do you call a short fortune teller who escapes from prison?
A small medium at large!!
HA!! I crack myself up. Happy Friday everyone!