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So I get this email in my inbox this morning. I’ll let you read it. Btw, I changed the name of the company, and everything in blue was added by me:

Hello and Happy Valentine’s Day from Well-Known Brand! Wed, February 10, 2010 11:35:22 AM

Hi –

 My name is XXXXX (her name isn’t really XXXXX, I just felt the need to keep her anonymous) and I work on behalf of the Well-Known brand.  We know that some of the most interesting baking content and discussions are happening online, in blogs just like yours (have you read my blog lately? When did I have any interesting baking discussions?). We came across your site and think that we have some fun baking recipes and ideas that your readers might like. If you’re interested, great! Feel free to post or start a conversation around any recipes or ideas we might send you. If not, let us know and we’ll stop emailing-no pressure.

 To start, we thought you might like a simple and fun baking idea for Valentine’s Day – Well-Known Brand®  Conversation Heart Brownies (Brownies?! Are you freaking kidding me?!). All you need is Well-Known Brand® brownie mix, frosting and some creativity to make a fun and tasty treat. You can find a the simple recipe on the Well-Known Brandwebsite by clicking here (link removed by me). We think that these Conversation Heart Brownies are a great way for everyone to bake a little something special on Valentine’s Day for the people they love.

Feel free to give this recipe a shot and post a review on your blog. If you like it and would like to try more, let us know and we’ll send you a box of brownie or cake mix to get you started (just email us back your mailing address). And don’t forget to fan/follow Well-Known Brand® on Facebook :)

Thanks and happy baking!

XXXXX

 Um, yeah, Hello? McFly? This is a WEIGHT LOSS WEBSITE!!  You might want to actually, oh I don’t know, READ MY BLOG before you suggest that I make BROWNIES for Valentine’s Day.  Can you believe this?  Now, I will admit, I have consumed my fair share of brownie mixes and yes, I dig me some Well-Known Brand, but come on!!  This is like giving out free bottles of Stoli at an AA meeting!!  Sheesh!! I don’t need this pressure! 

And now I want to make the dang brownies because they sound so gosh-darned yummy!!  Did I mention that I’m fighting Cake Wars with my son’s leftover birthday cake????? Hmmm??? Did I???? Well I am, and I’m sad to say that the score so far is Cake – 3, Jill – 0.  So hey, how about we throw some brownies into the mix (haha! get it? brownie mix?!) as a final blow! 

Man, this just really burns my hide (okay when I did I suddenly become Festus from Gun Smoke? Dang brownies, gosh-darned yummy, and now burns my hide? Really, Jill? Are we moving to The Ponderosa???). So anyway, yeah. There ya go.

 And we wonder why weight loss is so hard!

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Okay, so apparently my super powers are only effective against cinnamon rolls, but not brownies.  Last night, my in-laws came over for a visit while I was getting ready to change into my work out clothes. While I was in the bedroom, he (my wonderful husband) pulls out a brownie mix, whips it up, and puts it in the oven to bake. After I chatted with the inlaws for a few minutes, I went out to get in a quick workout (only 20 minutes, boo) and when I re-entered the house from the garage, BuhBam! The lovely sweet aroma of brownies hit right square in the nostrils! 

I used my Super Strength to avoid those brownies for all of 3.2 seconds, and then I was so exhausted from the  effort that I gave in and had a brownie. What could I do? Everyone else was eating a brownie, and I didn’t want to be the odd man out, so I had one. I had done pretty well with my diet all day, so I thought I could eat one. And I deserved one because I fought off the Evil Cinnamon Roll on Monday! Right? RIGHT?!

*coughBullSh*t*cough

Okay, I know those are all really lame excuses, and I take full responsibility – I made the choice to eat the dang brownie.  I’m not blaming my indescretion on anyone else – I could have walked away if I really wanted to, but I didn’t give myself a chance to think about it – I just ate it before I could change my mind. And this herein lies my biggest problem – I let myself off the hook a lot. When it comes to things like this, here’s my internal dialogue:

Me:  Ooooh! Brownies!! Come to me my sweet chocolate lover!!

Me: Oh, I shouldn’t. I’ve done so well today, I don’t want to wreck it all now with one little brownie.

Me: But they smell so DIVINE.  Just one isn’t going to hurt.

Me: But what if it does hurt?

Me: It won’t. It will feel good. I mean look at them! How can anything that chocolately hurt you? Besides if you don’t eat one, you’ll pout.

Me: Maybe if I don’t give in, I’ll feel virtuous. If I don’t give in, I’ll feel better about myself tomorrow.

Me: Oh for crying out loud! You are an adult and you can have one brownie! It’s not the end of the friggin world if you eat a brownie! Just eat the dang thing and move on!!!

Me: Well since you put it that way…I guess I’ll eat just one.  *gobbles up brownie reallysuperfast* 

And that’s what does me in every time. It’s the “I”m an adult and I can do whatever I damn well please” line that gets me to cave every. single. time.  Yes, I’m an adult, but does that mean I get to sabotage myself? Does being an adult mean that I can do whatever I want whenever I want? No.  I need to retrain my brain to think that being an adult means saying NO the hard stuff because ultimately it will lead to saying YES to good stuff, like “Would you like this shirt in a Small?” “Yes, please!” 

*Sigh*  Who knew the simple premise of “eat less, move more” could be so complicated?



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