Livin la vida funky

Still here in FunkyTown, although today I feel like I’m visiting AngryTown (it’s a suburb of FunkyTown) because I did not sleep well last night.  I kept waking up and when I did sleep, I had bad, bizarre dreams.  So today I am one big bundle of sunshine and happiness (smell that? it’s sarcasm!). 

I think there are several things going on here, the biggies being all physical:

  • I am not well rested, and haven’t been in many many days. This fact alone is enough to make me cranky, but add to it…
  • The fact that I have not had much water over the last 3 days. Nine cups of water seems to be the magical elixir I need to get me through the day, but I’ve only had 3 or 4 cups per day for the last 3 days, so I am very deficient in my hydrogen dioxide needs. I’m dehydrated, and it aint pretty.
  • I’m overloaded on sugar. I had too much sugar this weekend, and my mood (and everyone around me) is suffering for it.
  • I’m out of all of my good healthy foods, and the only foods we have left in the house are the dollar store cookies my husband bought. I hate dollar store cookies. They’re like the trailer trash of cookies.
  • I haven’t worked out in 10 days. Well, that’s not exactly true because I did some yoga yesterday, but there wasn’t any sweating involved – it doesn’t feel like a valid workout unless I’m sweating buckets. The early morning workouts are not working out, so I’m going back to my evening workouts.  I need some sweat-therapy starting TONIGHT.

I’m going to go to the grocery store after work today, and then I’m going to go home and download some new tunes so I can get my groove on. If that doesn’t adjust my attitude, then I’m going b*lls to the wall and pulling out Jillian. Heaven help me, I don’t want to go there, but I will if I have to.

Really Jill? You really want me to kick your ass? Because you know I can!

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7 thoughts on “Livin la vida funky

  1. I didn’t hear you mention it, but maybe just maybe you need some really strong starbucks coffee?

    On a different note, did you notice that “kashi” has recently stopped all production of their flax seed waffles?

    OMG

    What is the world coming to. I eat those every morning with just dried blueberries on it and they are to die for.

    Of course now you probably want to run right out and get some. So sorry, there is n o n e to be had anywhere till 2011.

    I know seriously, who shuts down production of waffles for a year? They must really think their shit don’t stink, to think ppl will wait around for a whole year for their waffles.

    Oh,wait this was about you. Please have a Happy non -angry funky town kinda day!

  2. I noticed last time I was at the grocery store, they had a sign up saying that frozen waffles were being delayed. What am I supposed to feed my kids in the morning? Surely they don’t expect me to…(gasp)… COOK????????

    • APPARENTLY tons of equipment and material got damaged in the Atlanta floods and that’s where a lot of companies have their waffles made. Hence the delays.

      It’s another effect of global warming …!

    • It is very frustrating to me. I am one of those ppl who have a routine and damn it that involves eating my kashi waffles with blueberries every morning. I just don’t get it, how can they only one facility that puts out the waffles for the whole country?? WTF.

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